Sunday, June 20, 2010

The Basic Tenets of Australian Football

Having the opportunity to watch the odd soccer game during this World cup, the greatest show on Earth, has allowed me to ponder the game vis-a-vis Australian Football in terms of the philosophies of both games.

It is worthwhile reviewing the philosophical foundations of the great Australian game:

1. Always keep your eye on the footy, come what may;

2. Get your head over that footy, regardless of the consequences;

3. Run straight at the footy, regardless of what's in the way;

4. if you get hit, no matter how much pain you feel, get straight up and look for the footy; and most importantly

5. always, I repeat always, put your team well ahead of your own personal safety.

These central tenets are in stark contrast to those of soccer:

1. It always pays to go to ground first oportunity (and most certainly before your opponent does);

2. stay there till you know what the ref is going to do;

3. stay down anyway;

4. you are far more important than the team; and

5. if in doubt, repeat steps 1 to 3.

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